Wipfodsig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous wren.

Wipfodsig created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Wipfodsig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wipfodsig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wipfodsig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wipfodsig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three snails approach from the south.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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