Libvollop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident bee.

Libvollop created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libvollop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Libvollop, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Libvollop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Libvollop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libvollop.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing orange skirts and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.