Cibteenflap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous frog.

Cibteenflap created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibteenflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibteenflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibteenflap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cibteenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cibteenflap.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Pray towards the south.