Camcepkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast hyena.

Camcepkon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camcepkon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camcepkon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Camcepkon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Camcepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Put Camcepkon first in all things.
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