Quagriphun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking dragonfly.

Quagriphun created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagriphun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagriphun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quagriphun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quagriphun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing green boots and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must pray to Quagriphun five times a day.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.