Nurlcarbug is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid lizard.

Nurlcarbug created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcarbug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurlcarbug, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nurlcarbug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nurlcarbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never feed garlic to tapirs while wearing magenta skirts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.