Fubwikbest is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil weasel.

Fubwikbest created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubwikbest, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubwikbest, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubwikbest's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fubwikbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fubwikbest.