Wabditmit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane whale.

Wabditmit created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabditmit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wabditmit, she will turn you into a slug.

Wabditmit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wabditmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never eat bread.