Wabditmit is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane
whale.
Wabditmit created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wabditmit, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Wabditmit, she will turn you into a slug.
Wabditmit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Wabditmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about oranges.
2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never mention mites.
4. Never go into orange rooms.
5. Never eat bread.