Litzakhak is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, slow
lizard.
Litzakhak created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Litzakhak, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Litzakhak, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Litzakhak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Litzakhak's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silicon on your body.
2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Litzakhak in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not hurt whales.
5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.