Hogpakbog is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, strong
hippopotamus.
Hogpakbog created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hogpakbog, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hogpakbog, she will not care.
Hogpakbog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Hogpakbog's Holy Commandments1. Put Hogpakbog first in all things.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogpakbog.
3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never talk about nebulae.