Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam
is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered
skunk
.
Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam
created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam
, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam
, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam's
most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Larpcudtarp Higcinnur Jopsawjam's Holy Commandments
1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Never eat green fruit.
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