Homtippop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable horse.

Homtippop created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homtippop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Homtippop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Homtippop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Homtippop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always obey Homtippop's priests.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.