Linyam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic eagle.

Linyam created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Linyam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Linyam, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Linyam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Linyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear pink ear rings.

5. Always obey Linyam's priests.