Fasnibzedcit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring walrus.

Fasnibzedcit created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fasnibzedcit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasnibzedcit, she will torture you forever.

Fasnibzedcit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fasnibzedcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Fasnibzedcit's priests.

3. Do not take Fasnibzedcit's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing indigo trousers and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.