Lop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest narwhal.

Lop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lop, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing green skirts and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.