Xemfagnanhap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive meerkat.

Xemfagnanhap created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xemfagnanhap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xemfagnanhap, she will laugh at you.

Xemfagnanhap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xemfagnanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Xemfagnanhap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Xemfagnanhap loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.