Gessfebpom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind mouse.

Gessfebpom created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Gessfebpom, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gessfebpom, she will manifest in front of you.

Gessfebpom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gessfebpom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Never look in ponds.