Wonkardit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing faun.

Wonkardit created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonkardit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonkardit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wonkardit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wonkardit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Wonkardit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Wonkardit first in all things.