Lidkabbam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy grasshopper.

Lidkabbam created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidkabbam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidkabbam, she will turn you into a dog.

Lidkabbam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lidkabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Lidkabbam on top of all buildings.