Gofpanlit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tranquil shrew.

Gofpanlit created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofpanlit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofpanlit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gofpanlit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gofpanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofpanlit.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.