Ligstanxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful mongoose.

Ligstanxen created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligstanxen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ligstanxen, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ligstanxen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ligstanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ligstanxen loves nematodes, so they must be respected.