Ratrutgup is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful aardvark.

Ratrutgup created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrutgup, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ratrutgup, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ratrutgup's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ratrutgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Run away from brown goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.