Vigbatgov is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless dryad.

Vigbatgov created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbatgov, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vigbatgov, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vigbatgov's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vigbatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never leap near sharks.

5. Respect your elders.