Xenkamflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient pig.

Xenkamflam created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenkamflam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xenkamflam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xenkamflam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Xenkamflam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Xenkamflam.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.