Ditfabmat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud crow.

Ditfabmat created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ditfabmat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditfabmat, she will turn you into a frog.

Ditfabmat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ditfabmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ditfabmat's name in vain.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not kill great tits.