Mintanzim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil snake.

Mintanzim created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintanzim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mintanzim, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mintanzim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mintanzim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.