Flagkomstik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive fox.

Flagkomstik created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagkomstik, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flagkomstik, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flagkomstik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flagkomstik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Run away from orange pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never chant near ants.