Nelbamwot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain walrus.

Nelbamwot created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Nelbamwot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nelbamwot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nelbamwot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nelbamwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. You must pray to Nelbamwot seven times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Nelbamwot.

5. Nelbamwot loves pigs, so they must be respected.