Nulcutlog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain frog.

Nulcutlog created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcutlog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulcutlog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nulcutlog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nulcutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. You must love Nulcutlog.

5. Worship no other gods but Nulcutlog.