Genyikzen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient lion.

Genyikzen created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genyikzen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genyikzen, he will laugh at you.

Genyikzen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Genyikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit near voles.

3. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing kilts.

4. Retreat if three mice approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.