Dadrilflan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic penguin.

Dadrilflan created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadrilflan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadrilflan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dadrilflan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dadrilflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.