Jonsugbat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental warg.

Jonsugbat created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jonsugbat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonsugbat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jonsugbat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jonsugbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Jonsugbat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Jonsugbat loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.