Natdandagpagrotpibbim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind horse.

Natdandagpagrotpibbim created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Natdandagpagrotpibbim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natdandagpagrotpibbim, it will strike you with lightening.

Natdandagpagrotpibbim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Natdandagpagrotpibbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs cyan.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Natdandagpagrotpibbim on top of important buildings.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.