Limpodbosstad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish guinea pig.

Limpodbosstad created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limpodbosstad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limpodbosstad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Limpodbosstad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Limpodbosstad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. You must love Limpodbosstad.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limpodbosstad.