Limpodbosstad is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish
guinea pig.
Limpodbosstad created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Limpodbosstad, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Limpodbosstad, he will refuse to believe in you.
Limpodbosstad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Limpodbosstad's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt rats.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not sing in public.
4. You must love Limpodbosstad.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limpodbosstad.