Botlegquamjen Omtben is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest centaur.

Botlegquamjen Omtben created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botlegquamjen Omtben, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Botlegquamjen Omtben, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Botlegquamjen Omtben's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Botlegquamjen Omtben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near snakes while wearing blue coats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.