Kantam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome hyena.

Kantam created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kantam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kantam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kantam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kantam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near voles while wearing red rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

4. Kantam loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.