Tettijenyog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, intelligent sheep.

Tettijenyog created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Tettijenyog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tettijenyog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tettijenyog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tettijenyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tettijenyog in the centre of the settlement.