Citditdudqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody centipede.

Citditdudqueeg created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Citditdudqueeg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Citditdudqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Citditdudqueeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Citditdudqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never think about optics near tortoises while wearing red corsets and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.