Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust eagle.

Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near moths while wearing gray shirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Bogbatrul Bafkintarlik.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help ducks in need.