Bamkadvid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive naga.

Bamkadvid created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamkadvid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamkadvid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bamkadvid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bamkadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.