Tailcudonttin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest wasp.

Tailcudonttin created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcudonttin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tailcudonttin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tailcudonttin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tailcudonttin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tailcudonttin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Tailcudonttin's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Tailcudonttin.