Bastyartbabvonkdunzen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise frog.

Bastyartbabvonkdunzen created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastyartbabvonkdunzen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bastyartbabvonkdunzen, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bastyartbabvonkdunzen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bastyartbabvonkdunzen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.