Fedpidhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented turtle.

Fedpidhot created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedpidhot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedpidhot, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fedpidhot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fedpidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing cyan rings and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

5. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.