Himlipominarptifhubdud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able goat.

Himlipominarptifhubdud created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlipominarptifhubdud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himlipominarptifhubdud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Himlipominarptifhubdud's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Himlipominarptifhubdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to foxes while wearing gray shoes.