Dogruttpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing shrew.

Dogruttpig created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogruttpig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dogruttpig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dogruttpig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dogruttpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if six nematodes approach from the south.