Butjadmin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate grasshopper.

Butjadmin created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butjadmin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Butjadmin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butjadmin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Butjadmin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never paint your arms black.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.