Sidbigjam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong wyvern.

Sidbigjam created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbigjam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidbigjam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sidbigjam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sidbigjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.