Wanditbap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil dove.

Wanditbap created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanditbap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wanditbap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wanditbap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wanditbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing brown rings and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

5. Never eat tomatoes.