Cidkinquimyokcan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing eagle.

Cidkinquimyokcan created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidkinquimyokcan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cidkinquimyokcan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cidkinquimyokcan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cidkinquimyokcan's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.