Figdadnur is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic snail.

Figdadnur created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figdadnur, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figdadnur, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Figdadnur's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Figdadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Figdadnur's priests.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Figdadnur on top of all buildings.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear skirts.